THESE ARE NOT THE PRETZELS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

hee hee - I just did a Jedi mind trick

DEATH - IT'S PERMANENT

WELL - YOU ARE

TOP LEVEL BIRDIES

hee hee - so TRUE!

FREEDOM OF SPEECH YO

GUYS COMBING THEIR HAIR FORWARD

lol - how true

PROPER TECHNIQUE FOR EXITING AIRCRAFT

WIN!!
Well, if they didn't shoot you first.

PEDOBEAR

IN CASE OF NOTHING TO DO

I'd have to be really really bored